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Queen Not Like Lanys  

Da Queen of Neriak said offishully dat she not like Lanys T'Vyl , dark elf lady and da once chosen of Innoruuk.
She say dat any dat follor Lanys or give dair support to her will be kilt.
So if youse sees and talks to Lanys , don't let da queen or her peeeple find out.
Meez tink dat deese dark elves should just git over it.

 
Hoomans said to be Dumb  
Deese dumb hoomans are still fighen up dair in Keenos.
Aunt Ownius is after deese bloody sabers.
Sumthin about diseased gnomes or somethin causing a food shortage.
Meez tink that an Aunt should stay at home and cook.
I can sees her wanting a meat cleaver like my ma has but don't know why she would want a bloody saber.
So I say dat hoomans are dumb.
 
Life Stiles  
Here's anudder recipe.
My ma gave it to me when I asked why an Aunt would want a saber.

Caynar Nut Stuffed Trout
1 Trout , any type
1 Bag of Caynar Nuts
1 Garmish
1 Spices